Hanging Johnny

 A traditional sea shanty. Additional verses can be made up ad nauseum. Often becomes quite vulgar but has a comedic twist (see below - granny and copper).

 Lyrics:

Well, they call me Hangin' Johnny
Away boys, away
Well, I never hanged nobody
So hang boys, hang

Well, first I hanged me mother
Away boys, away
Me sister and me brother
So hang boys, hang

Well, next I hanged me granny
Away boys, away
I hung her by her elbow
So hang boys, hang

Well, next I hanged a copper
Away boys, away
I hung him by his whistle
So hang boys, hang

Oh, they calls me Hangin' Johnny
Away boys, away
Well, I never hanged nobody
So hang boys, hang